she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I want to fling myself into the sun
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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