OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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