She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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