How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Multitasking record: pooping whilst putting on shoes and cleaning ear with q-tip. All while texting.
Update: fell off toilet, one shoe on, q-tip still in ear. Not a pro.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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