he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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