You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
there was a trapeze. enough said
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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