is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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