it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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