Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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