He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
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