three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
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