if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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