There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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