that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
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Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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