S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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