Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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