He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I'm always down for nudity.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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