i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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