every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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