it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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