Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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