I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
I think people are normalizing furries
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
Randomize
