Well apparently he's into motor boating.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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