thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I could fuck to npr.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I lost the right to judge tonight
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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