the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
it's like iHOP with fire
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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