Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I wish i was in the wii world.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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