just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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