I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
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