he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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