Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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