Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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