Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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