Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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