And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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