Sry I called you an 8
Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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