did you get engaged???
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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