and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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