Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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