I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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