dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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