People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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