dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Naked. naked and bneed help.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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