In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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