so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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