a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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