I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Randomize
