This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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