i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
my poor anus
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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