And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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