It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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