party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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