She's JV to your varsity
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
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