Do you still have your period?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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